Rolling The Crate

Sunaku Niwa wrote:
Oh how wonderful the childish girl began to tug wildly at a string that somehow controlled an exploding note that was floating carelessly besides Aki. The girl tried to reach for the thing but it would hold still due to the commotion on the other side of the string. Oddly enough around this time the childish girl would feel something slap her upon the back. What it was would be revealed shortly but for now it was going to be unknown what did it.
Well what was slapped on was an exploding note charged and ready to go, but it seemed to have the slight smell of chocolate upon it. Meaning that if this girl was really insane she would attempt to remove it and eat it only to find out it is an exploding note.
So now two exploding notes where about and to make matters worse the one upon Hirosue’s back was being triggered by Aki moving about. So they both had each others life in their hands the only problem was that they could no see the other. Hell Hirosue couldn’t see anything anymore due to the crate shutting behind her due to the Sunaku being absent minded and closing it behind her.

Takeo the cowardly swordsmen, such a name would be fitting for the young lad but the Sunaku wasn’t that cruel. The only reason that the Sunaku is even mentioned is due to the fact she had no started to wander about the place with a large chunk of chocolate in her mouth. She already closed both of the crates and was making her way towards the couple. Taking a seat the Sunaku watched as Aki floated upside down. Suddenly a snap was heard and Takeo was flung up side down as well, not to mention Aki and Takeo were now practically kissing. This of course gave the Sunaku a nice little giggle fit, but it didn’t last long as she got up and walked towards the place that Takeo’s sword was, after all the sudden upheaval would cause the boy to lose grip of such a thing.

“OH look at you two love birds….falling in the same trap just so that you can sneak a kiss in.”

The Sunaku teased as she walked about grabbing a few things here and there most of which caused some kind of trap to activate upon the two in the crates. The traps ranged from a smoke bomb, to a flash jutsu going off randomly.
Though the worst of it all was the fact that Mei’s little bunny turned into a behemoth and slowly moved towards her, teeth bared and the smell of death filled the crate. This only was happening since the Sunaku had already made up her subconscious mind that they need help, and well if anyone was to teach them it would be her.
Of course she wasn’t going to release them just yet she wanted to see if they could find a way out of the traps. After all the crates where locked, and Takeo was without his sword and well was possibly going to be freaking cause he kissed Aki.

Ayachie Takeo wrote:
The conditions of Takeo's plight seemed grim. As successful as his evasion tactic would have been against the zombie hordes with some unknown method to turn intangible, he managed to snap into a trap on the way out. Not only were the zombies still doing their basic shambling job, only moments away from killing his clone, but there was also an exploding note performing some sort of abstract jig, the unknown puppet master out of visual range. Maybe if he knew the Noiru was in danger as well, he would have been slightly more motivated to act. He probably still wouldn't know this were it not for the fact that he was physically touching Aki at that given moment. It seemed as if she had met the same fate that he was now experiencing, dangling from a freeswinging pendulum. Not only that but his lips had managed to touch another part of her face, though his senses weren't exactly tuned in his current state of blood drain. A bit embarassing for both but perhaps Takeo would handle it. It was better than that other girl's kiss, which was fully intentional. Where the hell was she anyway? Better yet, why did he care?

“OH look at you two love birds….falling in the same trap just so that you can sneak a kiss in.”

With the timing only reserved for someone who was in on the joke, Niwa appeared, not paying too much heed to the zombie hordes nor to the fact that both of her students could die at any moment. As far as the teacher’s nonchalance was concerned, it was only an obvious indicator of the Sunaku’s hand in the matter.

“I really hope you’re getting a kick out of this Niwa. This performance must just be hilarious to you!”[b]

However, now was not the time to dwell on petty anger. Zombies approach surprisingly fast when one spends his time arguing and exploding notes detonate in an even faster haste. Now was the time to act. Well, more like shut up and clear your mind. In the state Takeo was in, there would be no way that he could focus on his plan. While still not at the level to use in a real battle, Takeo would be able to pull on his inner strength as a Nanjirou in order to use [b] Moment of Silence. (Rank One) As his apprehension faded, replaced by the power of pure focus, he found the conviction to do what was necessary to get out of this bind. This may have included swallowing his pride and considering drastic measures that he would never normally turn to. He took a deep breath before making a valiant attempt at the art of the thespian.

“I really don’t think we can make it out of this alive Aki.”

Takeo then proceeded to nudge himself only slightly enough to the side to get a forward moving momentum at Aki. Even in his state of focus appropriate to the dire situation, Takeo couldn’t help but hate himself for his acts.
“How about a kiss goodbye?”

Of course this was not Takeo’s actual intention. In fact, his attempt at acting like a horndog coming onto a pretty girl was actually an attempt to get them moving apart. (and the fact that using this tactic was a lot faster than just explaining his intentions which was nice when there were only seconds to spare. If nothing else, such desperate action may at least amuse the Sunaku enough to get her to back off) It seemed that in Takeo’s experience, he had found that most girls did not take kindly to such blunt motions. As a matter of fact, most would use the option of noxious chemicals in the eyes when such propositions were made in such haste or at least some blunt force if sprays were not available. In the case of Takeo’s descent towards her, there would probably be some terror by Aki at the oncoming threat. If luck persisted, this desperation would come as a desperate shove, probably with as much strength as she could. If the third law of motion had its say, which physics dictated it must, it would be with enough force to send them both backwards, only to come near each other again and only for Aki’s desperation to return. If this fun process of pendulum worked correctly, they would be able to move a distance that would not be attainable by a singular person swinging. With enough time, they would both be able to swing to handholds or windowsills. If fortune had worked so far in this long shot attempt, one or both could untie themselves. Maybe a well aimed projectile could even launch the exploding note at the zombies, killing two birds with one stone. If all else failed, he’d let them get to a high arc away from each other and then use an enhanced punch to launch Aki. It would be a bit cruel and would hurt like hell, but there would be enough force to get her to wherever she needed to be within the radius of the rope, or if the rope were weak enough, even enough to simply break her loose.
At least Aki would be working at her max. Takeo just hoped Aki wasn’t one of those strange girls who were a little more forward than the plan required. The plan was a stretch, but the worst that could happen would be death. (namely from Takeo killing himself for doing something like this)

(OOC: Well, it definitely was creative. Sorry for the desperation.)

[Actions: (a.k.a my vengeance will come Niwa)

1. Be weird and pervy
2. Hope Aki complies to strategy unknowingly
3. If he gets to the ledge, he’ll untie himself
4. If he ever gets a shot at the note, he’ll fire a senbon or a fuuma shuriken at it (if they’re still on him)
5. Hope for life and Aki’s forgiveness

Noiru Aki wrote:
Aki felt desperate, for she just felt something slap at her back. It had the faint smell of chocolate in it. She couldn't help but remember Hirosue, chocolate girl. Of course Aki wasn't going to reach out and eat it! Every person with common sense and in the same situation as hers will know that eat it would be simply insane. She incredibly suspected the crazed Sunaku wanted her to eat it. Or not. Nobody could expect something so insane from a normal person! So she assumed the Sunaku placed something deadly on her back.
Aki wasn't through all her thinking when she felt something unusual now. For the amount of blood in her head she didn't quite feel very normal but now she felt something... someone... pressed against her.
She realized it was the Ayachi... He somehow made a way to get himself trapped too. Great... this is... GREAT!

“OH look at you two love birds….falling in the same trap just so that you can sneak a kiss in.” She could hear the Sunaku tease from somewhere. In that moment she could feel the blood hot in her head.

“I really hope you’re getting a kick out of this Niwa. This performance must just be hilarious to you!” Aki heard the person she shared sad fate with yell.

She could feel the thing on her back and she was quite afraid of it. She was trying to make a good plan for this but just couldn't afford to think clearly with the Ayachi in such position. If she wasn't so red from anger and blood, she could've blushed. She has never been so close to a boy before, and she felt something there was that she has missed.

“I really don’t think we can make it out of this alive Aki. How about a kiss goodbye?” She heard the Ayachi say and she could feel him get a little closer to her. If that was possible.

Ok. Time to tell the world what she thought about that:

HOW YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT ASKING ME THAT!!! YOU PERVERTED ASSHOLE!!! I SWEAR IF I WASN'T... No use to write all the things Aki was thinking.

Aki hadn't given the first kiss yet. (But by the feeling of all things physically touching her, she could just hope she ahdn't.) She certainly didn't want a Just-Met-Boy to have it. All she could do with all her thoughts was express them in a very clear way:

"No." She was, of course, about to slap the Ayachi but then she caught a look of despair on his face. A plan, maybe? Didn't matter to her. Anyways, if he made all this show it was for her to slap him. Obviously.

Aki made all her fury towards the Sunaku somehow fit into her fist and she threw it at the Ayachi's face as much hard as she could.

[-_- Very creative -_-]

Ayachi Takeo wrote:
Well, his plan didn't work exactly has he had anticipated. Takeo decided as the fist descended that he had a lot to work out about female reactions. He really was quite clueless.

As blood dripped from his lip, he decided that perhaps a more straightforward tactic might get them out. What he had just done was pretty much stupid and another move like that would get them both killed.

"Well that obviously didn't work. How about we try a different approach. I wanted you to push me but I'm afraid a punch really doesn't have the same effect on the rest of my body. So let me just tell you that that little act was fake. Seeing as simplifying the process wouln't work, I'll have to directly conscript your help.

When you were squirming in the rope before, you couldn't get enough force to get anywhere to grapple. If we push off of eachother, we've got another story altogether. I'm pretty sure you get the concept past that point. I was thinking you wouldn't push hard enough unless you were desperate to get me away but I think that punch just proved that contention wrong. So assuming you want to live, you'll help get both of us out right. And don't worry about another kiss offer. Take confidence in the fact that I'm not attracted to you."

Takeo was still massaging his swollen jaw. He'd likely be caught off guard if the Noiru decided to push. (or punch)

(really sorry Aki, I've been half asleep from sleep deprivation all day. I think it works though because IC, Takeo has no sense when it comes to females)

Little Hirosue felt something slap in her back.
Crate closed now gave her no time to react.
Little Hirosue fumbled around in the darkness.
Saya sitting outside filled her up with sadness.

Little Suweh sniffed around and smelled some chocos.
Pulled up the note on her back, guessing it with focus.
Little Suweh cheered in triumph and with great joy.
With the choco in hand, victory was just like a toy.

Little Hirosue opened her mouth for a big happy bite.
Yet closed it again, remembering Saya was not in sight.
Little Hirosue wanted to share the choco with her friend.
Not really ever wanting to break their little sharing trend.

Little Suweh poked around the closed crate in the dark.
Calling Niwa-sensei for help that sounded just like a bark.
Little Suweh scratched her head wondering if it's hide and seek.
Clamping her mouth shut, she gave out a little happy squeak.

Little Hirosue listened if anyone was around, searching, walking.
Straining he ears against the box, heard some muffled talking.
Little Hirosue then decided that her cover was not blown away.
Then thought of finding a new hiding spot for the game and play.

Little Suweh gently crouched up inside the closed wooden crate.
Closing her eyes, remembered the place she made her checkmate.
Little Suweh now knew the direction of the building where Niwa hid.
Giggling excitedly, tucked the choco in her pouch riddled with grid.

Little Hirosue now quickly tested the limits of her wooden hiding box.
Heaving and swaying with rhythm, she gently smiled just like a sly fox.
Little Hirosue then began using up her favorite jutsu named Speed Boost.
Crawling on all fours, began rolling the crate which looked like a cozy roost.


[Actions:]
• Hirosue uses up Speed Boost to roll and steer the wooden crate like a hamster wheel towards the building where Niwa hid.

(And hopefully hit some brick wall in the process lo~)

• If successful and the box is still intact:
Hirosue will then use up Bull Charge to pop out of the box,
sneak up for cover for fear of being the "It" and find Saya to share their prized choco.

• If successful and the box is not intact for some reason:
Hirosue will sneak up for cover for fear of being the "It" and find Saya to share their prized choco.

Noiru Mei wrote:
Mei couldn't believe her eyes. The rabbit that was just a meter in front of her now turned into a behemoth bared his teeth at her. The first thing she did was cry out in surprise. It was huge! Mei looked around for anything she could use to defend herself.
"SENSEI!!!!" She yelled desperate.
She knew she couldn't turn and run, for the behemoth was sure to attack her. She didn't want to loose it from her sight.

[sorry for it to be so short >.> i have semester final exams. Aki has them too >.> wonder why shes not studying]

Sunaku Niwa wrote:
Note: Aki Hirosue is the one with the chocolate exploding note on her back....just thought I should say that at least anyways.

Noiru Aki wrote:
"Well that obviously didn't work. How about we try a different approach. I wanted you to push me but I'm afraid a punch really doesn't have the same effect on the rest of my body. So let me just tell you that that little act was fake. Seeing as simplifying the process wouln't work, I'll have to directly conscript your help.

When you were squirming in the rope before, you couldn't get enough force to get anywhere to grapple. If we push off of eachother, we've got another story altogether. I'm pretty sure you get the concept past that point. I was thinking you wouldn't push hard enough unless you were desperate to get me away but I think that punch just proved that contention wrong. So assuming you want to live, you'll help get both of us out right. And don't worry about another kiss offer. Take confidence in the fact that I'm not attracted to you."

Aki listened to his explanation and let out a sweat drop expression.

"Couldn't you have said this earlier?" Aki asked irritated that he had to go through the problem of getting a punch from her. "We could try to combine forces. Put your hands on my shoulders and I'll place my hands on your's. Then lets just give it a try."

Aki placed her hands on the Ayachi's shoulders and waited for him to do the same. She felt kind of strange with all this going around and considering the position they were in... Damn the Sunaku.
She wondered where were her sister and the chocolate girl. She just hoped her sister was alright. If she wasn't... well, she couldn't be in worse conditions than hers. Without offense, Ayachi, but being here is VERY uncomfortable. She thought but didn't say it out loud, for the last thing she wanted was an arguement.